Okay, this has gone on long enough, and I'm sick of it; I'm just venting. My friend, or well, "friend" Zach is a complete sex crazed idiot. He is leaving for Air Force BMT on December 8th, and because of that, my friend Chris and I have tried and tried again to throw him a kind of going away party. We have tried to do this for a few months, but Zach can't seem to fit it in his schedule, what with him more interested in FUCKING EVERY SINGLE CHICK HE MEETS!!!!! I mean, seriously. We tried to go out for the night on Halloween, perhaps see a movie, and then hang at one of our houses for the night, if not weekend, playing videogames and order some pizza. Not a bad plan, eh? Oh, it was. Zach had to go to a party, because he had a, and I quote, "chance of getting laid". Okay, I understand; Chris and I fully understood if he wanted to do that...not like he'd be able to for a while. Now here comes November, only a month left before he leaves; we seriously need to do SOMETHING for Zach. Okay, same plan. Lets all go out, hang around the mall for a bit, maybe see a movie, play some videogames and chow down on some pizza. Again, not a bad plan, huh? But no, Zach has this "thing" with a girl; something he never planned to mention until the NIGHT WE CALLED HIM!!!!! He went to a concert with this chick, Zoey or what-ever-tha-fuck, and once again left Chris and me in the dirt, for the second time. Now we are getting quite frustrated with him flaking out on us literally every day, and it wouldn't be such a bad thing if he didn't talk about it...but he does. In great detail. I'm getting to the point where I tell him to go fuck himself (rather than some girl he meets at a party). And just the other day, we were all in GameStop because Chris had to pick up L4D2 and AC2. There were two girls playing some crappy Wii demo game, and what does Zach do? Of, course, you guessed it! Talks to them, as if he gives a shit, but I know his intent. And the worst part of it is he told me afterwards that they were interested in me. No...no; don't lead me on to participate in your stupid shit. I dont give a shit if they were interested in me. I'm not going to talk to them with someone as creepy as you over my shoulder, listening to every word we exchange, God forbid fantasizing about them all the while. You are an embarasment to both Chris and me, if not every man out there. Not only do you flake out on us, but you treat women like sex toys. You cant simply have a conversation with them; no, you also have the intent of fucking them afterwards. So I'm done...I'm not going to try to make these last two weeks as memorable and fun as possible for him. If he wants to hang out, he can kiss my ass. I tried...he didn't realize it, but in the process of blowing us off to fuck those girls, he fucked himself as well. There, done venting!